YOUR NECK ASKED US TO INTERVENE

Your spine has a group chat.

It's not looking good in there.

PosturePal uses your webcam and on-device AI to catch you slouching before your body files a formal complaint. One-time payment. Your spine will stop yelling.

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👁
🧠 The Body Collective
Neck 🟤
he's doing the goblin lean again
9:41 AM
Lower Back 🔴
I can't keep carrying this team
9:41 AM
Eyes 👁
3 inches from the monitor btw
just thought you should know
9:42 AM
You
I'm fine
9:42 AM
Shoulders 🟡
he is NOT fine
9:42 AM
Type a message...
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NO SUBSCRIPTIONS MAC · WINDOWS · LINUX 100% OFFLINE ON-DEVICE AI
NO SUBSCRIPTIONS MAC · WINDOWS · LINUX 100% OFFLINE ON-DEVICE AI
THE SITUATION

The group chat is not happy.

Your body parts have been in crisis mode for months. Here's what they're saying.

🤕

Neck is done.

"this is the 47th goblin lean today. I'm filing HR."
— Neck, 2:34 PM

Forward head posture adds 10 lbs of pressure per inch of tilt. Your neck is doing the work of a structural beam.

💀

Lower Back has left the chat.

"carrying the whole team again. don't @ me."
— Lower Back, on read

Slouching compresses your lumbar discs and reduces oxygen to your brain. The fog you feel at 3pm? That's Lower Back's revenge.

👁️

Eyes filed a formal complaint.

"2.5 inches from the monitor. this is not a drill."
— Eyes, sent with high importance

Screen distance affects both eye strain and posture. Too close and your whole upper body collapses forward to compensate.

EXHIBIT A

The full conversation.

Recovered from your spine's group chat. Posted with permission (they insisted).

💬
🧠 The Body Collective
Neck, Lower Back, Eyes, Shoulders, and You
Today 9:41 AM
Neck 🟤
ok so are we going to talk about what's happening
Lower Back 🔴
I've been trying to raise this for MONTHS
the disc compression alone. I can't even
Eyes 👁
not to alarm anyone but we are approximately 2.5 inches from the monitor
Shoulders 🟡
I've been up around my ears since the standup call
Neck 🟤
the goblin lean is getting worse btw. this is day 3
I'm literally fine guys
Lower Back 🔴
he said fine
HE SAID FINE
Eyes 👁
reminder that I've sent 14 strain alerts this week. unopened.
Shoulders 🟡
we have collectively decided to schedule an intervention
Neck 🟤
PosturePal starts now. we already downloaded it.
Neck 🟤 is typing

Sound familiar? PosturePal stages the intervention your body has been planning.

THE INTERVENTION PLAN

Three steps. The group chat goes quiet.

01

Sit up straight. Click Calibrate.

PosturePal memorizes what good posture looks like for YOU in 3 seconds. This becomes the reference point — your body's peace treaty.

3 seconds
02

Go back to ignoring your spine.

PosturePal hides to your system tray and watches silently. Work. Code. Doom scroll. It doesn't judge. It just watches.

Always running
03

The popup arrives. The group chat calms down.

3 seconds of bad posture and a popup appears showing you exactly what the group chat is complaining about. Fix it. Done.

Instant feedback
WHAT POSTUREPAL TELLS THE GROUP CHAT

Everything you need, nothing you don't.

🎯

Calibrated to your goblin lean

Sets your personal baseline. Scores relative to YOUR posture, not some ergonomics textbook written by someone who has never coded at 2am.

🔴

Three signals. Three complaints resolved.

Head position, shoulder hunch, and screen distance tracked independently. The group chat gets specific — so should your fixes.

🔔

3-second intervention timer

Neck gets nervous after 3 seconds of bad posture. The popup appears. You see yourself. You fix it. Neck stands down.

📊

Evidence for the group chat

Daily, weekly, monthly charts. Show Lower Back the progress. He's skeptical but he'll come around.

🏆

XP for good behavior

Earn XP every minute the group chat has nothing to complain about. Level up from Shrimp to PosturePal Master. Yes, really.

🔒

No data leaves your device. Ever.

The AI runs locally. Your webcam feed never touches a server. Eyes was very insistent about this one.

OTHER PEOPLE'S GROUP CHATS

Real people. Very relieved spines.

"I opened PosturePal as a joke and my neck has been suspiciously quiet ever since."

SJ
Sarah J.
★★★★★

"The popup caught me doing the goblin lean 11 times on day one. I thought I had good posture. I was wrong. Lower Back knew."

MT
Mark T.
★★★★★

"My chiropractor asked what changed. I said a $17 app staged an intervention. He did not find it as funny as I did."

ER
Elena R.
★★★★★

"Best money I've spent this year. My spine has finally left the group chat. Well. It's on mute at least."

DK
David K.
★★★★★

"Three weeks in and my afternoon headaches are gone. Coincidence? Shoulders says no."

PM
Priya M.
★★★★★

"PosturePal is the only coworker who gives me honest feedback without scheduling a meeting about it."

JL
James L.
★★★★★

"I opened PosturePal as a joke and my neck has been suspiciously quiet ever since."

SJ
Sarah J.
★★★★★

"The popup caught me doing the goblin lean 11 times on day one. I thought I had good posture. I was wrong. Lower Back knew."

MT
Mark T.
★★★★★

"My chiropractor asked what changed. I said a $17 app staged an intervention. He did not find it as funny as I did."

ER
Elena R.
★★★★★

"Best money I've spent this year. My spine has finally left the group chat. Well. It's on mute at least."

DK
David K.
★★★★★

"Three weeks in and my afternoon headaches are gone. Coincidence? Shoulders says no."

PM
Priya M.
★★★★★

"PosturePal is the only coworker who gives me honest feedback without scheduling a meeting about it."

JL
James L.
★★★★★
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The group chat has been waiting.

One payment. Lifetime peace. No subscriptions. No drama. Just a quiet spine.

Lifetime License — Rs. 299

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✓ No webcam footage leaves your device
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Lower Back has reviewed this pricing and confirms it's worth it.

QUESTIONS THE GROUP CHAT HAD

Questions answered.

When does this ship?+
Does my webcam footage get sent anywhere?+
Does it work on Mac, Windows, and Linux?+
What if I wear glasses or have a beard?+
Can I use it on two computers?+
Is this a subscription?+

Your neck asked us to intervene.

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